METROKANE stainless steel cocktail shaker

This one has always been a favorite to have sitting around 'in view' someplace...mebbe its just my friends (?) but people seem to have the *strangest* reactions to it, often involving phallic references...

I can't for the life of me figure out WHY...??? <LOL>

Oh, well. It is a four piece cocktail shaker/strainer consisting of the main flask, clip in strainer with handle, flask lid with handle, and bullet shaped cover cap. [oh, *bullets* -- that's the other thing people sometimes think it is...?!] On the bottom it is stamped METROKANE STAINLESS 18/10, and there's what appears to be residue from a former stick on label. It stands a little over 11" tall.